As we say in the UK this is how to wind up a gammon..
Before we get to the story if you are north American you probably need a little help on the following
To Wind Up
wind someone up
phrasal verb with wind verb
To annoy or upset someone:,,,,,,,,It really winds me up when he goes on about teachers having an easy life.
CAMBRIDGE DICTIONARY
A Gammon
Gammon is a pejorative popularised in British political culture since around 2012. The term refers in particular to the colour of a person’s flushed face when expressing their strong opinions, as compared to the type of pork of the same name.[1][2] It is characterised in this context by the Oxford English Dictionary as occurring “in various parasynthetic adjectives referring to particularly reddish or florid complexions”.[3]
In 2018, it became particularly known as a term to describe either those on the political right or those who supported Brexit
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